Well, it might not make much of a difference, but here's the team you, the fans, picked to start against the filth at the weekend. Take notes please, Mr Caixinha, for next week. P.S. Don't worry about bringing Rob Kiernan back in.
Goalkeeper: Wes Foderingham
An easy choice, although still some mad dissenters insisting this is the perfect time to give Robby McCrorie a taste of first-team football.
Right-back: Lee Hodson
A curious one here - James Tavernier led this by miles but a late surge for Hodson saw him just get over the line. Russian hacking? Not for us to say. We'll let you away with it... this time.
Centre-backs: Danny Wilson and Clint Hill
The overwhelming choice, but we'll probably end up with Philippe Senderos because Graeme Murty believes that he will be punished in hell for eternity if he starts two defenders who use the same foot.
Left-back: Lee Wallace
Nothing to see here, thanks very much.
Midfield: Jon Toral, Emerson Hyndman and Jason Holt
Josh Windass came fairly close to taking Holt's place, but the other two were, of course, shoo-ins.
Right wing: Martyn Waghorn
A highly divisive section of the poll, but Waggy keeps his spot here.
Left wing: Barrie McKay
The overwhelming choice.
Striker: Kenny Miller
Joe Garner's suspended and Miller will start up front on his own against Celtic once more, as he will, forever, until the end of time.