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Rangers to charge Celtic for fans' damage after ticket money withheld

After Celtic withheld ticket money to repair their toilets, Rangers are hitting back.

Rangers v Celtic - Ladbrokes Scottish Premiership Photo by Mark Runnacles/Getty Images

The title race might be pretty much over already, but you can't keep the big dogs down. Rangers and Celtic are LOCKED in a TITANIC STRUGGLE over meaninglessly small payments over whose fans damaged whose toilets and seats.

As per the back page of the Daily Record (aye, the early bombast of the window has really worn off now) after Celtic decided to withhold some of the ticket money owed to us to pay for our fans booting their lavvies to pieces after the 5-1, we've decided to follow suit. Celtic fans apparently damaged a few parts of the Broomloan Stand in the Hogmanay game and we'll be chasing them up for it.

This is something which probably won't have too much of an effect on anyone, but you can predict it'll cause about a week's worth of sub-par patter on Twitter and beyond, as well as the emergence of multitudes of amateur surveyors, building contractors and insurance analysts.

Roll on, Leipzig...