Well, it's the cup final. And it's against Hibs, notable for being the last ever time we will have to remotely care about them ever again (possibly barring a move for Jason Cummings.) Hibs, of course, Hibsed the playoffs, leaving them demoralised and distraught, so whether we face a dangerous wounded animal or a totally disinterested bunch of sad wee boys looking for a move away who will fall to bits as soon as any adversity strikes remains to be seen.
Oh, and if we win, not only do we win the first proper trophy of the Mark Warburton era, but we get back into Europe. So the stakes are high.
3pm local time (4pm CET, 10am EST)
Hampden Park, Glasgow
It'll be pishing it doon. Sorry.
If you're in Scotland, you can watch it on BBC One, while Sky Sports 1 has it in the rest of the UK, with BBC Radio 5 Live on the wireless. If you're in the USA, you can tune in to Gol TV, or Gol TV Espanol for coverage in Spanish. Australian bears can catch it on beIN Sports Australia, and if you're in the likes of Qatar, Saudi Arabia, or other Gulf or Arabic speaking countries, you can catch it on beIN Sports Arabia 3. Canadians... you're out of luck, sorry.
Rangers TV has all the build up and coverage, and you can get a subscription or a pay-per-view.