An Open Letter to Steven Thompson, Mike Ashley and Celtic fans

Dear Mr Ashley/Mr Thompson/Celtic fans everywhere,

We are sorry to hear about your team's relegation/administration/scudding in the cup semi-final/generally being shite at football (delete as appropriate.)

Although we have had our troubles in the past, our Chairman has spoken of the need to rebuild bridges in football, and we are in agreement. The time has come for reconciliation and to recognise we are all football fans at heart, and we have more that united us than diviWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH. AHAHAHAHAHA.

GET IT RIGHT ROON YE YA PRICKS

Should've focused on your own clubs a wee bit more instead of trying to fuck Rangers over, eh?

Get to fuck,

Yours sincerely,

The People

P.S. If you cannae find a birthday present for the weans, Rangers season tickets will go on general sale soon.